Javascript Customizable Random Quote Script.

Description: Displays a Random Quote where ever you insert the code into your webpage.
Features: 100 different customizable quotes or advertisements. Can be used for quotes or even Random Advertisments! Completely customizable.

Example:


Instructions: Copy and paste the following code into your webpage where you like it to appear.

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<script language=javascript> <!--// //Enter the amount of quotes you are using. var quotnum = "29"; //In between the " "; enter in your message. Remember not to use double //quote (") in your message. You may use a single quote ('). var sds = new Array(1000); sds[0]="I can only help 1 person a day. And today's not your day. Tommorow don't look good either."; sds[1]="I borrowed cd's and copied them from friend's before napster."; sds[2]="It's not my fault."; sds[3]="OXY MORON:<br>Microsoft Works"; sds[4]="I'm not poor. I'm financially challenged."; sds[5]="If you can read this, you don't need glasses."; sds[6]="After all is said and done, usually more is said than done."; sds[7]="After all is said and done, usually more is said than done."; sds[8]="I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. "; sds[9]="No one ever says 'It's only a game', when their team is winning."; sds[10]="How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"; sds[11]="Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?"; sds[12]="On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was...surrounded by trees and bushes."; sds[13]="I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved."; sds[14]="The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world."; sds[15]="The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content. "; sds[16]="Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway. "; sds[17]="I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here."; sds[18]="I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast."; sds[19]="Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. "; sds[20]="I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that."; sds[21]="If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?"; sds[22]="Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving."; sds[23]="When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half."; sds[24]="I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "; sds[25]="How much can I get away with and still go to heaven? "; sds[26]="Travel is very educational. I can now say 'Kaopectate' in seven different languages."; sds[27]="If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys."; sds[28]="If it was only a 3 hour tour, then why did they bring all their luggage?"; sds[29]=""; sds[30]=""; sds[31]=""; sds[32]=""; sds[33]=""; sds[34]=""; sds[35]=""; sds[36]=""; sds[37]=""; sds[38]=""; sds[39]=""; sds[40]=""; sds[41]=""; sds[42]=""; sds[43]=""; sds[44]=""; sds[45]=""; sds[46]=""; sds[47]=""; sds[48]=""; sds[49]=""; sds[50]=""; sds[51]=""; sds[52]=""; sds[53]=""; sds[54]=""; sds[55]=""; sds[56]=""; sds[57]=""; sds[58]=""; sds[59]=""; sds[60]=""; sds[61]=""; sds[62]=""; sds[63]=""; sds[64]=""; sds[65]=""; sds[66]=""; sds[67]=""; sds[68]=""; sds[69]=""; sds[70]=""; sds[71]=""; sds[72]=""; sds[73]=""; sds[74]=""; sds[75]=""; sds[76]=""; sds[77]=""; sds[78]=""; sds[79]=""; sds[80]=""; sds[81]=""; sds[82]=""; sds[83]=""; sds[84]=""; sds[85]=""; sds[86]=""; sds[87]=""; sds[88]=""; sds[89]=""; sds[90]=""; sds[91]=""; sds[92]=""; sds[93]=""; sds[94]=""; sds[95]=""; sds[96]=""; sds[97]=""; sds[98]=""; sds[99]=""; sds[100]=""; var arandomn=Math.random() * quotnum; arandomn=Math.round(arandomn); var daquote =sds[arandomn]; document.write("<table border=0 align=center><tr><td align=center><b>"+daquote+"</font></b></td></tr></table>"); //--> </script>

Edit all the variables you find in the code.
var quotnum = "20";

//In between the " "; enter in your message. Remember not to use double quote (") in your message. You may use a single quote ('). var sds = new Array(1000);
//Enter
sds[0]="I can only help 1 person a day. And today's not your day. Tommorow don't look good either.";